my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
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Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
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The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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