Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Duck Duck Cougar?
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
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