apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
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My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
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She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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