I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
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He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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