No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
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I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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