she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
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I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
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He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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