I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
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Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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