don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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