bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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