I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
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Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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