And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
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Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
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yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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