And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
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I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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