Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
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Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
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I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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