just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
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My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
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I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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