i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
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We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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