What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
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Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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