i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
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well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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