I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
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Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
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I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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