I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
4 words: hood of his car
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
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An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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