Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
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Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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