we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
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I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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