Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
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this must be what syphilis tastes like
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
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Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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