So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
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he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
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Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
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