doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
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I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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