..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
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i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
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I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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