the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
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we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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