i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
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She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
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You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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