White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
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My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
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