wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
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you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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