And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
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Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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