Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
birth control should be required to get into college
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
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Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
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Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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