Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
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She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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