hell yes lets make some ravioli
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
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I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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