Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
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Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
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I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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