Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
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Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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