Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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