I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
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I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
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He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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