how can u be prego again
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
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And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
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If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Just puked most of my soul out..
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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