i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
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Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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