THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
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He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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