What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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