Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
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You tried to poop in the sink last night.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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