its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
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