your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
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He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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