That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
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Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'm sobbing to NWA
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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