there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
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My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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