I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
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its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
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Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
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