so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
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ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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