Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
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he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
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This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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