evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
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Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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